The act of farting and burping at exactly the same time.
Hey holmes, I had the windy pops so bad, I was weasel sledging. Word.
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A computer weasel (noun) - someone who lurks around the IC (or any university library) waiting to pounce onto any stray abandonned computer with all the skill and cunning of a weasel.
A - mate, I swear that guy behind me has been staring at me for the last 20 minutes. its really distracting.
B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.
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someone who, be it woman or man who loves to be in a mans pants , and to find the cock inside the trousers,
man that girl sure is is a "trouser weasel", she's been in every guy here's pants
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A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.
Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
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an Ecstasy Tablet, a pill, a round'un...
''Ere mate know where i can get any stepney weasels?''
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A sex position , when a dude is banging a chic doggie style and quickly goes for the double fish hook and switches to anal sex makes her squeak like a weasel
Dude i totally switched it up and dropped the squeaky weasel on her then she punched me
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people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.
those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!
gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!
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