Painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the semen all over the outside of the vagina, almost like painting a canvas.

“I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”.

Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

painted rust

when failing infrastructure that needs to get repaired gets a face lift instead

structural get rusted out and we repaint them even though half the steel went flowing down the river long ago

we have a painted rust problem in the united states no wounder we have so many bridge collapses and sinkholes

Puffy Paint

A Type Of Paint Used By Artist Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth.

Moriah: Puffy Paint
Fans: Puppy Paint? You Mean Puffy Paint?

paint kink

aroused by paint on humans.

Joseph was shirtless, his chest painted with colors. It was almost like I had a paint kink wanting him to do things to me because of the sight.

jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister