buy here pay here

1. A slogan used by car dealerships (or in some cases furniture store) that regularly use predatory loan practices to entice low income earning or individuals with bad credit to enter into high interest rate loans (10% apr on the low end, usually in the neighborhood of 25%). They do this because they unfairly assume the applicants will not be able to pay the loan off so they attempt to extract as much interest as they can from the applicant.
These dealerships also prey heavily on junior enlisted servicemembers, as they know they can definetely have at least 1800 dollars a month they can spend on a car, and get paid regularly. They also rely on the fact that many junior enlisted "boots" make terrible financial decisions.

2. Can be used as a name for the actual store.

1. "Here at Bob's Used Auto Emporium we finance everyone! Good credit, bad credit, no credit we will get YOU in a ride today! Buy here pay here!"

2. Private First Class Jenkins, "Hey man check out this new Camaro I bought! 2015 v6 with 70k miles, only paid 15k!"

Jenkin's Squad leader, "JFC boot.... how much is the interest on it?"

Jenkins,"Ummm, like 23 percent I think?"

SL, "You went to one of those Buy Here Pay Here places didn't you?"

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Pai Gow diaper

A diaper worn by Chinese gamblers to alleviate the need for getting up from the table to use the restroom. A must-have for the marathon gambling session.

-What's with that smell coming from the Pai Gow room? And why is that guy sleeping at the table?
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.

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pay as you go peasant

Someone who will only use a pay as you go mobile phone service and is always running out of credit, forcing you to ring them back

"I've got no credit"

"Pay as you go peasant!"

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Making the boys pay rent

Masterbating

Jake: What is Roy doing?
Milton: Making the boys pay rent "wink wink"

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Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

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Pay my morning bill

Take a dump, drop a deuce, poop, make bears, usually in the morning.

I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee before work, when I felt a rumbling down under and had to go pay my morning bill.

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P2W (pay to Win)

When F2p Players whine about other players paying to beat a non competetive game faster. Those losing the battle of emetional stress, at times these F2p cry and post all day...

P2W (pay to Win) = "but he beat the game first".... Truly you have won if you can make a free 2 play player cry...

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