Random
Source Code
Random
Pet fishing is used on dating apps or social medias, and when someone is petfishing, they are using pets/animals in their photos to seem more attractive.
I thought David was sweet and kind. But after i got to know him. Turns out he was just Pet fishing.
2👍 2👎
A fucking massive, girly boy cock just waiting for you to suckle on it and to leave hot cum dripping out of your ass.
person 1: "Yo Steve, have you seen Ben's pet gecko yet?"
person 2: "Yeah, I saw it last night. Super cute."
1👍 1👎
It is my CESTODA TAPE WORM GUT PET.
A nice college student bought my PET TASMAN and SHIT a good meal.
My aggressive pet.
ANAL ALAN and since I had my PET TASMAN I get my new name.
Still the other name sticks as get me more SHITEATING DATES.
The little girls , little boys and babies want ANAL ALAN to treat his PET CESTODA well as in fact they want me to name him TASMAN which is a great name.
My PET TASMAN comes first as when I am eating I can feel TASMAN inside of me eating hardy and I know my PET CESTODA is happy when I get abdominal pains after and great constipation as what I like as this SHIT TRANNY feels the pleasure of CHILD BIRTH thanks to my PET TASMAN.
I had a CAPSTANO PEPPER in my PORTA POTTA and I p she'd my BOWEL OUT like having SHIT TO SHIT in fact the CAPSTANO PEPPER disappeared and I am wondering where It went and now I know my PET CESTODA TASMAN came out of my ASSH0LE and grabbed it when I was pushing my RECTAL AREA out.
Listen if ANAL ALAN is lower than SHIT IN SHIT as my PET CESTODA was happily birthed in SHIT IN SHIT ANAL ALAN the SHITEATER has taken a NEW NAME and being lower ..SHIT.. as my PET TASMAN comes first as a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING everyday is in order but I will ..SHIT.. keep FUCKING MY OWN KIND SHIT with my TONGUE RHYTHMS.
OK,JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE your PET CESTODA will help you win dates as advertise on the DOUBLE LIST board you want especially SHIT IN SHIT for SHITEATING as ..SHIT.. is required to.make PET TASMAN happy.
1👍 1👎
Someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are "free to strategize."
I am so happy we got an intern. Brian from Marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.
1👍 1👎
A person who sticks their hands down your shirt constantly. Can be annoying or funny.
Or in chatrooms, someone who "hides" in your boobs all the time.
Boy: *hides in your boobs" ;-;
Girl: I now have a boob pet. :D!
1👍 1👎
Petting Rabbits is defined as the fingering of a woman
Petting Rabbits is the fingering of a woman.
Person 1: So how many fingers do you use to pet rabbits?
Person 2: Two, three if I’m feeling adventurous.
1👍 2👎
the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation
I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee
1👍 1👎