Phone Hostage

When you are talking to someone on the phone and are hinting that you want to end the conversation, but you can't end the call because you don't want to talk to them or they will get all mad.

My mom/girlfriend/random girl kept me on the phone for 47 minutes today, and i couldn't hang up. I was a phone hostage!!

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phone bottom

When someone has run out of credit on their phone, or has out going call restrictions from an unpaid bill. They can't make calls, only recieve.

GUY 1 "Did you hear from him"
GUY 2 "I sent a text but he didn't respond"
GUY 1 "He probably can't as he's always out of credit. Call him, he's a total phone bottom

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phone-five

The act of high-fiving one's phone during a conversation that in person would normally warrant a high-five. Originally coined by Barney Stinson.

Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone-five! You didn't Phone-five, did you? I know when you don't Phone-five Ted!

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phone slinky

The unfortunate and careless action of one's cell phone dropping to a hard-surfaced floor, often being hit and sustaining further damage by other hard surfaces on its way down.

"My screen is cracked, the number 6 button is stuck, and the back is Scotch-taped closed from playing phone slinky with my cell one too many times"

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cell phone

a modern day traffic holdup

that guy with the cell phone ahead of us is going 25 mph in a 70 mph zone

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Phone Gangster

A bitch that always talks shit on the phone

Girl 1:Yea bitch when I see u i'ma fuck u up!

Girl 2:Trick u aint gon do shit, Fuckin phone gangster!

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phone-boner

1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.

1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"

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