Homeless Pillow

1) When you sleep on your pillow, and don't wash it for so long that it begins to develop and eventually smell like a homeless person has used it.

2) When your white pillow hasn't been washed for a long period of time that it begins to turn yellow and smell like a homeless person has used it.

Man, I need to wash my homeless pillow, it stinks!

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Pillow talker

When someone talks to another individual about somebody so they don’t have sex.

She won’t let me smash because tony is a pillow talker

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pillow muncher

Homosexual male. When engaging in the unnatural act of anal 'fudge love' sex. The 'catcher' may feel the need to bite down on something. The nearest thing being a pillow to help him through the pain. Hence why boarding schools go through so many pillows every year. Pillow fights my arse.

Yeah, take it all Bunny. Bear is gonna make you munch that pillow good.

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pillow-smother

A murder, traditionally bloodless, committed with general ease and a lack of physical exertion. Typically perpetrated on one in an incapacitated or otherwise defenseless state.

I hate to see grandma like this, I'm sure she'd appreciate a pillow-smothering.

That baby is so freaking cute I kinda want to pillow-smother it.

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Korean pillow

Doing doggy style with the woman’s face planted in the pillow while pulling on her breasts and her moaning like the woman in Asian porn

Have you ever done a Korean pillow?

Fuck pillow

Someone that is constantly willing to have sex with anyone.

You’re everyone’s little fuck pillow.

stunt pillow

Creating a "Stunt Pillow" is the act of laying a small layer of toilet paper down on the inside of a toilet bowl just prior to the act of defecation. This serves as a cushioning barrier between the users excrement and the bowl of the toilet that can be far more easily flushed. A well placed "Stunt Pillow" can significantly lower and in some cases even eliminate the need for use of a toilet scrubber following even moderate to heavy usage.

"Dude...if you're seriously going to eat that taco right now, you'd better remember to lay a stunt pillow later cuz I don't own a toilet scrubber."