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The act of stealing and pounding booty.....damn pirates always want the booty
Roman (the ass pirate in steeb) just fucked brad's ass
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a male into backdoor shenanigans who acquires booty from another male
a swashbuckler,sword dueler
one who wears an eye patch and does the pie snatch of a guy's hatch
Wham was a band in the 80's that consisted of just two butt pirates and nothing more.
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The following rules apply to pirate road trips:
1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
(Pirate Rules)
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.
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to finger someobody analy in a rocking arm motion, giving the person reciving it anal pleasure the person giving it finger pleasure.
Person 1: 'have you been on the pirate ship ride at drayton manor?'
Person 2: 'yeah thats not the only pirate ship ive been enjoying recently, last night i had some girl pirate shipping me when we swapped roles'
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One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.
To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.
A plunderer/ predator of semen.
Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'
'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'
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noun - 1. Bad breath consistent with that of a pirate's.
2. Smell associated with the breath of someone who just smoked a cigarette.
3. Any foul smell, such as one you might find in a public restroom, etc.
Man, that homeless guy had mondo pirate breath.
"Why you throwin up, man?" "that girl i just made out with had Mondo Pirate Breath."
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excellent MMORPG, based on the world of swashbuckling pirates, lads, bucaneers and sea scoundrels. male and female alike! there is no discrimination in the world of puzzle pirates.
the game is based around puzzles, naturally... duties like sailing, bilge pumping, navigating, carpentry, cannon operating and the like can be done while at sea, while on an island one can duel other pirates, deposit money into a bank, purchase excellent clothing, swords, materials and even a fancy boat of your own... you must look into joining a crew also, loner pirates are seldom seen. it is also capital that you learn to beat other pirates in the drinking game, perhaps the best articulated puzzle in the game.
"puzzle pirates is fucking fun!"
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