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the act of masturbating with plastic wrap because you cant afford a condom.
Bro i just used the plastic fap technique and it was amazing.
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You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.
Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."
Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"
Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."
Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."
Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."
Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You..."
Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."
Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."
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Plastic Cup: A cup made of plastic. It holds water and other beverages and items. It can be very harmful to the environment.
Plastic cups ruin the environment. They get thrown on the ground instead of trashcans. Don't waste plastic. Put it in the recycle bin. If you see plastic cups on the floor, go and put it in the nearest trashcan.
You will be saving our world by throwing away plastic cups.
Use reusable cups instead.
Person 1: Look at that plastic cup on the floor.
Person 2: Well it's not mine, I'm not picking it up.
Person 1: Never speak to me again.
*Person 1 picks up the plastic cup and throws it into a trashcan*
Person 1: You are a piece of garbage.
*Person 1 walks away*
Person 2: Oh, I just realized, I should pick up plastic and throw it away. It's good for the world.
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A fake depiction of Orenthal that people put on their lawns to keep real Orenthals (criminals) away.
"I saw a man creep into my yard last night put as soon as he saw the plastic Orenthal he took off."
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Jennifer always had these plastic memories of who she had once fallen in love with.
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The kind of obligatory love you feel to those in your family you would find despicable if you weren't your family members. Usually extended family you have to force a happy demeanor around.
I had an act of plastic love on around my pro-life grandfather.
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Somebody that pretends to be, or loves all things Scottish, yet voted against independence and prefers to see Scotland paying a foreign government in England for the privilege of being treated as a colony. A Scot that cheers on the national football side or rugby team yet thinks being ruled by England is better.
He's singing Flower of Scotland again yet votes tory? Another plastic Scot.
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