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pocket porn

When pornographic materials are stored or viewed on a handheld device, usually one with video &/or WiFi capabilities.

Dan: Dude, sweet iPhone! Whats the best feature?
Shaun: Dude, the pocket porn, easily.
Dan: Haha. Fo Sho.

by bombom November 1, 2007

56πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


out of pocket

The Oxford English Dictionary says out of pocket meaning "out of reach, absent, unavailable" dates back to the US of the early 20th century:

1908 β€˜O. Henry’ Buried Treasure in Ainslee”s July 69/2 Just now she is out of pocket. And I shall find her as soon as I can.
1946 Sunday Times-Signal (Zanesville, Ohio) 12 May i. 7/1 They told citizens here that somebody was β€˜out of pocket’ in Bowie and Miller counties the nights of the killings, and urged them to recall whether anyone they knew was missing on those dates.
1973 J. Peterson Sicilian Slaughter 53 Her hands shook as she dialed. But her connection was out of pocket.
1974 Anderson (S. Carolina) Independent 20 Apr. 1 a/1 If you have ever been sick and the only doctor is out of pocket for the weekend, then you know we need more doctors.
2002 A. Phillips Prague iii. viii. 229 Five-day weekend for me, Charlie, starting in eighteen minutes. I”ll be out of pocket until Tuesday.

by bymidnight March 4, 2016

524πŸ‘ 234πŸ‘Ž


gods pocket

To have anal sex and throw any spare change up the anus upon completion.

I gave her the taxi money using the gods pocket!

by taboggan man September 2, 2014

29πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Bar Pocket

When you wake up the morning after going to a bar and you reach in your front pocket to find small bills wadded up in a bunch. The result of not putting change back in your wallet after buying drinks.

Man, we hit the bars last night and now I have serious bar pocket.

by J-Smitty February 17, 2009

43πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


meat pocket

a very nice well folded pussy

jesus christ bob look at that bitches meat pocket!!!!

by voodoo4426 November 2, 2011

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


empty pockets

A chick that has no ass. The back pockets of her pants are empty and deflated.

That chick was pretty hot, but she had no ass; she had empty pockets.

by Mospaniard May 26, 2006

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


tuna pocket

the severely unkempt genitalia of a woman who lacks both hygiene and common sense. her "free spirit" causes her pubic hair to act as a strainer (think pasta), catching anything and everything it comes into contact with. as it gathers debris, it emits a lethal stench, much like that of rotten fish. it can also be referred to as a "clam lip"

for those of you that found that hard to follow, it's just a dirty vagina that smells really really bad.

"dude, that woman smells. she must have one helluva tuna pocket"

by My friggin' Name July 12, 2006

33πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž