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Felgeto Poisoning

An unknown but very common condition present in hot and humid environments, often developed due to the extreme heat in one’s car when they get in after leaving it in the sun all day. The chemicals used to treat leather, vinyl, plastic, and fabric to preserve it’s life over longer periods, but cannot withstand the magnified heat achieved from the car’s glass. Symptoms include discolored skin, thinning hair and hair loss, Sickle Cell Anemia, Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, and even death.

My car’s AC doesn’t work right and it’s sooooo hot today. I’m afraid I’m gonna get felgeto poisoning

by ciaragoldin July 5, 2018


Pixie Poison

A gang that targets homophobic peoples, racists and harassers.

The pixie poisons are targeting a man who harassed my friend

by Pink poison March 21, 2021


Poison for the pain

The act of watching romantic movies to get over a loved one or the pain of being alone.

"Damm im having a shitty week because of Her, well, little Poison for the pain and ill be ok"

by MursuTheMan February 13, 2012


poison kiss

A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.

A terrible kiss

Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.

Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.

by Qwerty The Queen February 23, 2021


Mako Poisoning

Mako Poisoning is a phenomenon when people (usually white) visit or move to South East Asia and they become so enamored with the country and fail to see the negatives. It also includes deflecting or denying any type of criticism of said and saying "this could happen anywhere" or "if it was in America they would just get shot instead."

My friend has some serious Mako Poisoning he said Vietnam he still loves Vietnam after they got denied from a hospital after an accident.

I don't have Mako poisoning Vietnam really does have better infrastructure than America.

I realized my coworkers have Mako poisoning when they told me Vietnam has better hygiene than America.

Do I have Mako Poisoning if I think laws in Thailand protect children more than they do in America.

by Namissoamazing August 19, 2023


Ink poisoning

GABRIELLE ISAACS

The girl accidentally but the front of her pen when the pen weigh ink was out and 10 minutes later her stomach and throat were having a weird burning... then she started slowly going more ditsy(like bumping into someone) or saying crazy things she was self diagnosed with ink poisoning but her friends and mom said she didn’t have it and they were wrong
Ps. Her friend counted her

D= dead if Uk Uk

by Sara k😝 September 20, 2019


My Poisoned Romance

The best god damn garage band of all times

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy

by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 11, 2009