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Another expression for Male masturbation
He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.
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The girl is laying naked on her back and her man is standing on his head at her feet, jerking off upside down and trying to shoot her in the face with his load.
dude, i totally shot her in the face like a polish sniper!
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when a really awesome or dumb girl tells you to cum inside of her with a condom on, who proceeds to take the condom off and slurps all of the jizzum out, or onto into herself, whether its her mouth, face, esophagus and/or stomach.
Hey guys, last night this dumb ass bitch wanted to take a Polish Popsicle, so I came into my condom and dripped that shit all down her face and mouth!!!!
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Adolf Hitler's campiagn to invade Poland. It sparked World War II because Britain and France declared war folowing thier threat to Hitler.
The Polish campaign included Stalin too.
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The ass-crack of a builder who's bending over.
That builder just gave me a Polish Smile while picking up his tool.
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A brown-noser; a sycophant.
Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher.
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When you are too lazy to go get a new roll of toilet paper after a #2. So instead you flush the toilet and after dipping your hand in the now clean water wipe your ass barehanded.
I didn't want to run to dollar tree to get more TP so I just used a polish wetwipe.
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