H.I.V. positive

so serious and positive that you are H.I.V. positive

guy 1: dude are you sure we should be doing this?
guy 2: im H.I.V. positive that we should

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The Chuckz Position

A sexual position in which the male partner is wearing converse all-stars, aka chuck taylors, and they get in the scissor position and while the male is fucking he is yelling "bitch call me chuckz!". At that point, the female begins to yell out chuckz.

Male: "Fuck...Yes...Bitch call me Chuckz!"
Female: "Chuckz! Chuckz! Chuckz! Fuck me Chuckz!"

THE NEXT DAY

Male to Nigga: "Ay Nigga last night i fucked my bitch in the chuckz position"
Nigga:"Damn Mr. Chuckz, Ur the shit!"

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Body positivity

Body positivity is loving bodys no matter how they look. (disabled, obese, underweight, thick, thin, …)

Many people startet loving their body because of Body positivity.

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Body positivity

All of the definitions here are written by miserable jordan peterson watchers that don’t know how to please a woman

If you go on urban dictionary to cry about body positivity you are mentally sick in the head

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Position of Shame

When you are kinda chubby and having sex in the doggy style position and you look down and see your belly jiggling.

My boyfriend loves to do it in the position of shame, so I can't have any birthday cake.

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Positive Slope

Refering to the positive slope on the bell curve. Meaning, below average intelligence, stupid or moronic. stupid, dumb,moron,idiot,retarded.

The fact that Johnny blew his fingers off with a fire cracker incicates he has a positive slope.

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fecal position

The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.

Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.

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