Gentleman's Pounding

The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.

Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"

Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"

Joe: " Nice Dude!"

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Hard-pounding

An adjective to show how hard u did something.

Jeff:"Man Trisha and I went at it last night"
Tom:"Sweet man how was it"
Jeff:"Hard-pounding"

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Pound cake

A euphemism for sex.

CALLIE: Wow, so you and Teddy ate pound cake together?
MARK: You’re changing the subject.
CALLIE: You like how I did that? So, how was it?
MARK: Mind-blowing. I pounded her cake, she pounded mine. Excellent pound caking.

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Pound Town

The City of Chicago

My car got towed again.......fuckin' pound town.

Q: What happens if you don't pay a Chicago parking ticket?
A: Well you'll be taken to pound town, and not in a good way.

Officer: Please step out of the vehicle
Driver: Why?
Officer: So I can take it to pound town

My you look depressed, what's wrong?
I had to walk home from pound town.

Q: Where is all your money?
A: With my car, in pound town.

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bitch to the pound

to be succesful in the act of achieving intercourse with a person of the female persuasion (bitch) after only one date.
Thus taking that "bitch" to the "pound".
Get it? Its a pun. Saying bitch is like a girl, and a dog. Where do you take dogs? the pound. :P

Mark: Dude how'd your date go?
Fabio: Man i totally took that bitch to the pound!
Mark: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah! (high five or pound it)

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pound town

We will be taking a ride in a truck to a place called pound town where we are gonna have rough sexual intercourse.

Get in the fuck truck , cause we are going to pound town.

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jack pound

to fuck a girl really, really hard for an extended period of time.

I jack pounded that hot slut from the club last night for a solid hour. Way to go Brad!!

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