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A fiery red forrest to warn off crabs from the impending vile smelling doom that awaits them.
Crab: What be dat den, over der.
Ginger pubes: cum closer and burn your eyes and nostrils.
Crab: Cripes, going a bit blind
Ginger pubes: Dats it, dats the way.
Crab: Its over man, smelly curtains.
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The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.
Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive
"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"
Pube Toast
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One who counts and often categorizes their pubes. Pube counters often like to weave their pubes into designs.
Mason, stop counting your pubes you pube counter!
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when u put afrosheen in ur pubes and touch foster children
ryan miller is such a fag
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Similar to the regular haircut, but insted its pubic hairs that are cut
Dave: How was Jenny last night?
Shaun: Mate, she is hot as fuck, but man she needs a pube cut, its a bloody jungle down there
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The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
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Tremendously hairy genitalia that is difficult to navigate and then solve by pleasing the partner
Xander complained that Sandy's vag was nothing but a Rubik's pube and it took him a helluva time in getting all of her colors on the right sides.
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