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Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.
-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
A turd so massive in both girth and length that it causes the back to be erect.
"When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod."
it’s a boy with long hair who only lesbians go for bc they think they are girls
Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.
Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.
Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"
A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.
Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet
Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yank-these poking his ass like a pin cushion with performance-enhancing drugs.
man, I ain't like a kid anymore slapping balls over the wall. Think I need to do the Ass Rod thing.
a mark or bruise left after being penis-whipped. or a mark that looks like it was left by a penis being used like a baton. Typically found on the face.
"dude, the bruise on your sister's face looks like her bf gave her a nice rod-mark!"