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A total mess, a chaotic or frustrating situation, often involving a large number of people attempting the same task. A "cluster fuck." Fucking Goat Rodeo can be used as an alternative to "cluster fuck" and similar terms.
"In that meeting today, everyone was talking over each other, nobody was prepared. It was a fucking goat rodeo."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."
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A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all that’s there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Of all the roads there, only two of them are paved and the rest are dirt which are very bad for any vehicle to drive on. Most of the "town" is actually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that don’t allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They don’t believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to receive mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegal’s that walk freely across the border on a daily basis.
"The only good thing about Rodeo, New Mexico was seeing it getting smaller in my rearview mirror."
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A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all thats there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Only two of the roads are paved and the rest are dirt that are very bad for any vehical to drive on. Most of the "town" is accually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that dont allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They dont believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to recieve mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegals that walk freely arcross the border on a daily basis.
"The only good thing about Rodeo, New Mexico was seeing it getting smaller in my rearview mirror."
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When a girl makes you take her shopping and fucks you with the bill.
"That girl I'm seeing gave me the rodeo screwjob yesterday."
"Did you hear?", "No, what?", "Monica gave her sugar-daddy a rodeo drive screwjob for a new watch!", "NO WAY!"
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This is when a man is taking a swedish chick in the brown gate and decides that he will perform the swedish rodeo. However the swedish chick is already accustomed to the swedish rodeo. So when the guy says "I have AID's" she simply replies "It's ok, so do I" Then the swedish chick tries to see how long she can keep the guys dick in her anus.
Anna was wise to the swedish rodeo, so when claus tried it on, she flipped it into a reverse swedish rodeo.
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When you are fooling around with a woman she tries to stick a vibrator up your anus and keep it in while you try to get away.
I did the Swedish Rodeo to a chick last night, then she made me right the Electric Swedish Rodeo.
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A game commonly played by groups of young men. Each player goes into a club, and starts chatting up the fattest people in there. Then, simultaniously, they all jump on the fat person's back, and whoever can ride there 'fat bitch' the longest wins. see also 'kentucky bitch rodeo' and 'swedish bitch rodeo'
'we played a great game of fat bitch rodeo last night. i rode mine for a minute and a half!'
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