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Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.
He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.
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when someone does something real stupid and they suddenly realize it.
person 1: oh, I just realized that!
person 2: hey, let me pull that blond root for you.
When you give a girl laxatives to cause her to have diarrhea, flip her over so her ass fills with shit (root beer), and cum on top of the pool of of shit (vanilla ice cream)
Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car
A panama root canal is when you jizz in a girls mouth and she uses your dick as a toothbrush and the jizz as tooth paste.
Did you hear jen got a panama root canal from james?
Yea she's adventurous.
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Tim. 6: 10 "For the love of money placed before the love of God is the root of all evil."
There is no example.
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Similar to the "One night stand" or "Booty Call"
Aussie slang for - To have sex with, and then kick out straight after
So, in essence - Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again.
Do not exchange personal info as this defeats the purpose of the good ol' root n boot
"Man, this girl is a hottie, but she has too many issues, definitely a root n boot"
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Subsidiary of Halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction. Provides armed, military-style protection and slave-wage labor construction costs via their military support and contracting arms.
Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!
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