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The Jack Daniels Rim Runner is a sex position that entails one partner first acquiring a bottle of Jack Daniels. This partner then proceeds to get his/her other partner to bend over and put their buttock in the air. The first partner with the bottle then pours a large amount of Jack Daniels on the anus (rim) of the second partner. Then, the first partner licks around the anus in a circular motion (rim-running) and sucks up all of the Jack Daniels.
Since Shanith was very sexually stimulated, he decided to take things with his partner Jeremy to the next level by doing a Jack Daniels Rim Runner on his asshole.
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This is a fan movie, with the cutest, most incredible, sweetest, wonderful, and generally the best cast
someone: -who is that dancing to the music there "talk dirty-jason derulo"
someone 2: -this is a low budget maze runner cast, they are very funny and nice people
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The final, astral insult that should only be used in worst case scenarios, this insult may save you from dying instantly, but saying this to someone will cause they're entire bloodline dead or alive, to be erased from existence, which may include you.
Carl: Your family tree LGBT.
Bob, half dead: ur forerunners whore runners
*99.34% of the world's population dies instantly*
Carl: Your family tree LGBT.
Bob, half dead: your forerunners whore runners
*Every particle that even belonged to anyone related to Carl is instantly erased from every timeline, leaving it to never exist, creating a paradox wormhole that destroys the multiverse itself*
The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.
"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."
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I got a D in the class? This does not look good for Homestar Runner.
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When two guys are in a room, man 1 puts his left hand on his penis, then man 2 puts his left hand on his penis... then man 1 puts his right arm on mans 2 left arm, and man 2 puts his right arm on mans 2 left arm, and shake eachothers arm until destination is reached.
That was such a sick Triple Double Fudge Runner yesterday..
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That one xc girl who is pale from her anemia, she listens to my chemical romance on the way to meets and motivates herself with her live wallpaper of Gerard Way.
Person 1) did you see Ceci’s black leather jacket and my chemical romance shirt?
Person 2) yeah, she is such a hot sexy runner goth girl.
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