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Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.
Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.
when a girl shaves off the boys hair and beard while hes passed out after a night out, she really likes him
"bibu, you're the only one ill do the shoop-shave with"
The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.
Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.
As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.
Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.
Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.
When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.
We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.
Continuously talking while you shave
Carol talks all morning and I end up yak shaving.
To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.
Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-
Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.
Ron: What?
Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!