The art of fucking a chick while dipping your balls in her ass
(loosening the asshole may be needed)
i love when i get shitty balls :)
The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.
Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!
(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
When you have a shitty fapping session.
Ugh, everything's gone wrong today. I even had a shitty fapple today. Why can't I live in peace.
A shitty Rogers Is when a guy named Rogers shits in your face and calls you bob
Hey why did you give me a shitty Rogers you Fuck
An jackass from Fresno that doesn’t gaf about anything and claims he’s called that because he doesn’t gaf about anyone or anything
Girl : Hey do you know Do-Shitty
Guy : Yea don’t mess with him he’ll Do you Shitty
The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.
"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."