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Fat,ugly girl who is grateful for a shag.
"That Janine off Eastenders looks like a right Pie Shop."
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Any R & D branch or firm which uses biomimicry for solutions; derived from an instance in Senegal, filmed by Nova, where chimps learned to make spears to hunt small primates called bush babies.
Bob says he's taking that job at that new chimp shop downtown because he sees potential in it but I say it's just because he's become a hippy burnout in his 12 semesters at tech.
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The electric carts available for fat people at the grocery store.
She rode the shopping mower through the greens section of the store.
Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.
Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
Morrisons the shop where everyone trys to steal most of the time they never get caught. Morrisons is also a place where teenages from different schools meet up like robert clack all saints and sydney russel. Unfortunetly all the schools around the borough are banned from morrisons due to our fucking poor behaviour kmt... is klm though. You feel like tue best person in the world when you enter morrisons without getting caught and leaving without security asking for your recipt. But the best time to link up is on a Saturday morning when the rugby lads meet up in the morning and buy every snack in the store.
Im going to steal from The Morrison Shop.
I'll take you to the candy shop 😏
I'll let you lick the lollipop 🍭
Louis is regretting it already, but it’s not like he can abort the mission now. He quickly presses play on his phone, places the glitter spray by the bed and turns the light off again, except for the light bulbs hanging with the garlands. The music is loud, bass slow, and 50 Cent’s “mm-hmm yeah” is filling the room. Louis scrambles on top of the bed, positioning himself facing the door.
The door swings open, just as the song goes “So seductive,” and Harry walks in.
“I take you to the candy shop,” 50 Cent sings, and Louis leans up on the bed, locking his eyes on Harry’s shocked expression.
A tendency to use a vulgar vocabulary due to working in a factory. A common uccurance in Factory Rats.
My wife hates my Shop Mouth but she loves the money. What's up with that?