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A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery
OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.
Loves slang loves seating plans will keep the class behind just for one person
Mrs Simpson loves keeping us behind
When you are receiving impeccable dome and you cannot control your uckface that you scream "HOLY COW THIS IS SOME INSANELY DOPE DOMER SIMPSON"
(the gif is me after receiving mundane domer)
Thank god i linked up with fatima and marge last night they gave me insane Domer Simpson
Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
The most wonderful girl in the word. Brings the best out in you and makes you feel like a man or woman again. Once you find her keep her near cause she's such a keeper
Some mong in physics. who can barely speak/read English.
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
Tom: that oscar simpson is so sexy but is so stupid
Kelly: no only boys like him
Teacher: eh eh