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When you're so blazed you feel like climbing a tree.
He was so smoked up he had to sloth sling!
When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow
My mom sloth banged me last night night she's such a sloth dence bitch
if you want to sloth on someone it means you want to hug them with your arms and legs, like sloth's on trees
I need someone to sloth on right now...or I would so sloth on Logan.
sloth party - to love sloths (the animal) extremely much and like to talk them all the time
Tuco: Omg i love sloths!!
Walter: Yeh me 2, let's have a sloth party!
1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16
The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth
You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight
Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later