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The most epic, nerdiest way reference to having sex
Mankumar rims Ella
Mankumar is a space invader
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Dehydrated ice cream, which most people think is terribly un-tasty, but is actually delicious. It's the wave of the future, too! Astronauts eat it, and astronauts can't be wrong!
I love that tasty space food.
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Consider the first monkeys shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we are nothing.
You look like a monkey ready to be shot into space
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Vodka infused with some weed, gets you very spaced, hence space vodka.
I lay claim to it's invention. If someone else hasn't already. But it's getting very popular around here.
Take a 70cl bottle of cheap generic vodka, take a teabag of a herbal persuasion such as ginger, snip open the teabag and insert a bud of green, loosely stitch together the opening of the teabag with some cotton thread and insert it into the vodka. Leave this at room temperature for at least 3 days to infuse properly then chill in a freezer and serve as shots (if the teabag worries you you can get it out by leaving the thread you used to stitch it attached and pulling it out by that). Drink. Giggle. Talk bollocks. Fall over.
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to lose one's attention
to become distracted
to daydream
Ted: 'sometimes you space out and don't even pay attention to what we're talking about!'
Barney(not paying attention): 'I'm sorry, what?'
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An Area Of Uncertainty. A Level Of Unknown. A Certain Area In Which We Cannot Understand.
I'm Kind Of Uncertain....Like..There's A Bit Of Grey Space On This Topic, Can You Explain?
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The space between one man's cock and another man's cock. If said space becomes shorter than a known standard, this is known as a violation. When in doubt, go back to back with guns.
Man A: "Do you mind if i stand facing you with less than 2 inches between our cocks?"
Man B: "That sir is a violation of cock space. No thank you."
Man A: "How about if you and I go back to back with guns?"
Man B: "Right on."
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