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Taking a dump between a girl's boobs, then putting a cherry on top.
After I shat on that MILF's boobs, I put a cherry on the top, and it looked like a Baiani Split
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The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.
Erich gave that slut the banana split.
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When A Woman splits her legs apart, while a Frozen banana (can be covered in chocolate for a lubricant) is inserted into her vagina. Her Partner then ejaculates her with the frozen banana. The Banana can (and should) be eaten afterwards for a proper Banana Split!
"Rick gave me the best "banana Split" ever yesterday! He had me squealing like a dog!"
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Stupid My Little Pony who makes an ass out of herself in the My Little Pony movie. Has buck teeth, has inter-species sex, and dances badly.
Lickety Split sucks hardcore.
Yeah dude, you said it.
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Can be used when somebody in front of you is driving or walking incredibly slowly and is usually blocking your way.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.
"Come on split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"
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When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.
I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.
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