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stalking your clock

it's when you have problems sleeping and lay there watching your clock so often that it's like a stalker watching their victim.

ron: i've been having so much trouble sleeping.
tif: you been stalking your clock?
ron: worse than a stalker with their victim

by draventea October 2, 2008

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Alice Cullen stalking

Stalking someone in a way that Alice Cullen could - i.e. watching their past, present, and future.

Person A: You need to stop obsessing about Person C.
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!

by falloutboyfan182 July 24, 2010

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Gang stalking

A made up term for grifters to justify their gaslighting and victim mentality.

I read from copyrighted material about gang stalking

by Whiteboardgate September 25, 2022

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Jacking the peen-stalk

male masturbation

"Last night i read my favorite book 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and then i went right to sleep after jacking the peen-stalk"

by Big Al Casey March 13, 2017

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stalking-horse bid

An initial offer on a bankrupt company's assets by a potential buyer choosen by the fallen company.

Pete: I heard Cogswell Cog's is going bankrupt.

John: Yes, I heard Spacely Sprockets put a bid in to buy them.

Pete: Yeah I heard that too... but the way I heard it, Spacey just put in a stalking-horse bid and may not want Cogswell at all.

by kaptaindave October 15, 2008

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random half-stalk

The event of having a half errect penis for no particular reason.

Hey, did you hear? John was in Hardee's and got a random half-stalk.

by poopertrooper300 June 9, 2005

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Crossreference Internet Stalking

To creepily stalk another person by looking at their accounts on two different websites (Ex. Twitter, Facebook) and then discussing they websites in comparison.

"She wrote on my Facebook wall about my latest Tweet. How creepy. Such Crossreference internet stalking."

by lilliegeena March 13, 2010

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