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Alyson Stoner

Alyson Stoner is an American child actress, dancer and voice actor. She started out as the co-host of "Mike's Super Short Show". Her dancing abilities landed her a roles in Missy Elliot and Eminem videos as a backup dancer. She's also starred in the "Step Up" films as Channing Tatum's younger sister. She played Max on "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody". Alyson auditioned for the the role of Hannah Montana but lost to the less talented Miley Cyrus. She now plays Isabella on Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb, a cartoon which will hopefully be taken off the air soon. She will have a moderate role in the upcoming Disney movie "Camp Rock".

Person A: Alyson Stoner is such a good dancer. She defintely should've gotten the role of Hannah Montana.

Person B: I agree. If Miley wasn't the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, Alyson Stoner would've gotten the role for sure.

by Black_Spade June 18, 2008

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Stoner Casual

A style of clothing defined as looking entirely unkept and dirty in a non ironic fashion, most often worn by Stoners.

Often can be seen at places such as Burning Man and Bonaroo.

Typically a men's look involving sandals, cut offs, dirty, oversized, or stained items. Bad grooming, farmers tans and beards are also common.

Celebrity sporting this look: "The Dude" From the Big Lebowski.

Antonym: Hipster. Stoner Casual defines those who do not intentionally look ironic or unkept, but those who actually default to this look based on lack of taste, style and cleanliness.

Joe's look at the party was classic stoner casual with his mandals, drug rug, fraying khaki shorts and beard.

by misscynthia September 5, 2010

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stoner lapped

When you get stoned out of your mind and go for a ride in car, take out your phone while in the middle of the ride and place it on your lap when you finish instead of placing back in your pocket or compartment. Then while exiting the vehicle you forgot the phone was on your lap and SMASH it falls on the pavement. Thus stoner lapped. This includes, but is not limited to, the driver and all passengers

Ayo Tommy, you hear Frankie stoner lapped his phone last night now his screen is shattered!

by Frankie stoner February 23, 2017

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Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.

?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.

by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009

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stoner bust

getting with women who are plain but game for intimacy

that boy has gone for another stoner bust - the 5 out of 10

by barnes ladz July 10, 2009

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Stoner Science

Stoners who engage in various activities and experiments in order to develop new ways, shapes, and forms to get high. In most cases they fail epically and do some borderline stupid shit, because, well, their stoners

Apple bongs, Butter, Edibles, vaporizers and other ingenious devices developed by stoners.

John: Man bruce is such a stoner scientist, hes trying to see if he can make a bong out of a turtle

Bryan: how is that even possible?

John: stoner Science brah

by DigidyDoc June 27, 2010

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Stoner Guy

That one weird guy that walks around the city looking like he's stoned all the time.

"Sup?"
"I just saw Stoner Guy again"
"Again?"
"Yeah man, I see him all the time"

by Branop November 9, 2011

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