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austin just sucks. He touches me in class
Austin Sucks
When you're searching some unknown phrase your friend sent you on discord on urban dictionary and end up learning obsolete sex terms from the year 2000
Friend 1: hey have you watched monty python's flying circus?
Friend 2 (ud user): flying circus? Isn't that like some weird satanic sex act?
Friend 1: tf you talking about, i was talking about the show
Friend 2: yeah right
this website sucks
Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.
Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake
Chicken suck. Take it or leave it.
Kevin, stop the cock suck! You'll suffocate the Chicken!
When you want someone to shut their whore mouth so you want to insert your big toe in their mouth to shut them up, but that wouldn't be publicly appropriate so you say "suck a toe" instead.
Erin: Hey guys, wanna hear a story!?
Everyone: SUCK A TOE!
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