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The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.
John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay
(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!
The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.
Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag
A person who give's you information that you will never use in life.
Dude my math teacher is really a person who gives you information you will NEVER use in life
the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of
You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)
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The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.
Dude, she was standing there with "teachers crotch" just blazing in the sun!
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A person that is going into the teaching profession that must first adhere to an extensive amount of work dealing with kids that don't consider you as a teacher, but more like a big brother. They get paid nothing and often have to do more work than a teacher.
"Have you met the new student teacher from MSU?"
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A joke made by school teacher with the aim of threatening his/her pupils in a stylish manner. These jokes fall flat on their face 100% of the time and only result in the class taking the teacher even less seriously. This disciplinary technique was pretty much outdated before they even started using it, yet still it is resorted to by teachers across the globe who can't control a class for shit.
Examples of teacher's wordplay:
Teacher: "OK, I can see we're having a lovely discussion here... perhaps you can come back and continue your lovely discussion at lunchtime!"
Pupils: "Ha, good one sir."
Teacher: "Right, if you keep talking, you'll be talking your self into a detention."
Pupils: "Ouch, that was cold blooded, sir."
Teacher: "Well, you're all chatting away, so you must all be finished! I guess it's time I set you some extra work!"
Pupils: "Ha, excellent wordplay, sir."
Teacher: "Odd, I asked for silence, but that's not my idea of silence."
Pupils: "I bet it isn't, sir!"
Teacher: "You haven't quite got the hang of being quiet. Maybe we can come back at lunchtime and practice it?"
Pupil: "Ha-de-fucking-ha, sir."
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