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He/she is a science teacher for middle school or high school. He/she is cool and nice and gives his students a chance to have a say and prove their point if they say something. He/she doesn't give so much homework which is nice. Unless you didn't finish the work then that's homework but besides the point.
Student: yo i have {______} for 1st period who do you have
Student#2: I have the cool teacher
A person who give's you information that you will never use in life.
Dude my math teacher is really a person who gives you information you will NEVER use in life
A teacher known by all the school as “that teacher”.
Runs off of Diet Coke & coffee
Responsible for 100s of lives participating in the program which is harder because theatre kids are reckless with their lives and aren’t great with social cues.
Bless these teachers because without them the theatre kids would be disastrously ruling the world and forcing everyone To speak in the iambic pentameter.
1. “What is that teacher doing!”
“ oh don’t worry. It’s the theatre teacher.”
2. “Did that teacher just tell her student she needs to hate life more.”
“It’s the theatre teacher.”
the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of
You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)
The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.
Dude, she was standing there with "teachers crotch" just blazing in the sun!
A person that is going into the teaching profession that must first adhere to an extensive amount of work dealing with kids that don't consider you as a teacher, but more like a big brother. They get paid nothing and often have to do more work than a teacher.
"Have you met the new student teacher from MSU?"
A joke made by school teacher with the aim of threatening his/her pupils in a stylish manner. These jokes fall flat on their face 100% of the time and only result in the class taking the teacher even less seriously. This disciplinary technique was pretty much outdated before they even started using it, yet still it is resorted to by teachers across the globe who can't control a class for shit.
Examples of teacher's wordplay:
Teacher: "OK, I can see we're having a lovely discussion here... perhaps you can come back and continue your lovely discussion at lunchtime!"
Pupils: "Ha, good one sir."
Teacher: "Right, if you keep talking, you'll be talking your self into a detention."
Pupils: "Ouch, that was cold blooded, sir."
Teacher: "Well, you're all chatting away, so you must all be finished! I guess it's time I set you some extra work!"
Pupils: "Ha, excellent wordplay, sir."
Teacher: "Odd, I asked for silence, but that's not my idea of silence."
Pupils: "I bet it isn't, sir!"
Teacher: "You haven't quite got the hang of being quiet. Maybe we can come back at lunchtime and practice it?"
Pupil: "Ha-de-fucking-ha, sir."