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1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?
Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
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Rambling about something you know nothing about
My teacher was talking about how great Hillary Clinton is, she's obviously testing nuts
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The process involving the use of one's fingernail in a scraping motion, over a females face (usually a minger) to measure the thickness of make-up she is wearing to cover up her rat arsed face. (unit of measurement cm)
I did a scrape test on Shazza the other day and she measured in the 3 - 5 centimetre bracket.
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Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.
James has been Penitration Testing today
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For a man to be picked up by a group of guys, usually enemies, and have his nuts crushed against some type of pole, causing him much pain and discomfort.
After pissing off the gang members, Johnny was pole tested against a street lamp.
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An acronym used to rate how hot a girl is.It stands for Face,Tits,Hair,Ass,and Thighs.If she passes all 5 then that means she hot.
Guy 1:Hey You think that girls hot enough to pass the F.T.H.A.T test?
Guy 2:Lets see,face...tits...hair...ass...thighs,yup see passed.
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A term used in the rowing world to refer to one of the most demoralizing and embarrassing forms of seat racing: a boat races a set distance for time, and subsequently replaces one of the oarsmen with a twinkie and races the same distance a second time. If the boat goes faster with the twinkie in place of the oarsman, then that rower has "lost the twinkie test," meaning that they are worse at rowing than a twinkie.
Bill missed practice today, so we twinkie tested him for a 5k race piece. He definitely lost.
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