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a town of rich white kids that drive around in daddy’s new car and who start drinking in middle school. the only good thing about prosper is their football team. bitches will loose their virginity to a random guy and then complain and fake depression. it’s full of snobby ass kids who think they are better than you and where the school district tries to hide shit and cover things up. the highschool only gives a shit about the football players and everyone else is fucked. girls will fuck random guys and then go to church the next day and act like they’re innocent.
kids in prosper texas start getting blackout drunk in middle school and think having a nicotine addiction is cool
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One who is born, bred and raised in the great state of Texas. Typically from a larger Metro Area (Houston), but still has very country ways about them (Bama). Texas Bamas are usually very assertive and proud of who they are and where they came from. And though they may be classy and reserved at times, they never have an issue getting ratchet and turning up.
Girl 1: Girl, you always embarassing me at these white folks events. Why you got tabasco sauce in yo bag sis?
Girl 2: Baby, now you know I'm a Texas Bama
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The biggest shit town that sinks its teeth in you and never lets go. No matter how great your ambitions are you cant get away
Winnsboro Texas resident: I was going to go to medical school but I knocked up "insert name here" and work at brookshires bagging groceries.
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The texas shake is when two or more men put on snake-skin cowboy boots and engage in sexual intercourse. Prior to achieving orgasm the taker is to take off the boot so his partner can ejaculate into it. He then will drink from the boot afterwards. This act is dubbed "Texas Shake" becuase more often than not you must shake the boot, as the cum has a tendancy to get caught in the toe of the boot.
Joe was only wearing one boot because he had used his other while performing a texas shake with his partner earlier that night.
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A town in east texas good for causing migraines and growing football players.
Adrian Peterson grew up in Palestine Texas
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The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.
Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?
An Australian man who act's more western while having an eastern accent/origin.
Man 1: "Is that guy from the UK? His accent is kind of similar".
Man2: "Not quite, he's actually a Texas Brit, don't overthink it".