Cracker test

n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

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Testing nuts

Rambling about something you know nothing about

My teacher was talking about how great Hillary Clinton is, she's obviously testing nuts

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scrape test

The process involving the use of one's fingernail in a scraping motion, over a females face (usually a minger) to measure the thickness of make-up she is wearing to cover up her rat arsed face. (unit of measurement cm)

I did a scrape test on Shazza the other day and she measured in the 3 - 5 centimetre bracket.

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Penitration Testing

Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.

James has been Penitration Testing today

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pole test

For a man to be picked up by a group of guys, usually enemies, and have his nuts crushed against some type of pole, causing him much pain and discomfort.

After pissing off the gang members, Johnny was pole tested against a street lamp.

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The F.T.H.A.T Test

An acronym used to rate how hot a girl is.It stands for Face,Tits,Hair,Ass,and Thighs.If she passes all 5 then that means she hot.

Guy 1:Hey You think that girls hot enough to pass the F.T.H.A.T test?

Guy 2:Lets see,face...tits...hair...ass...thighs,yup see passed.

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Testing Their Luck

A person who has just had a negative Covid19 test, and knows someone who also has had a negative test and then assumes the rules don't apply to them.

Well those people over there sure are testing their luck.

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