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IPad Kid

A child who is very annoying and has no thoughts in their brain. They are constantly watching their greasy iPad that their parents got them to distract them from the divorce. The child has no social skills and will definitely get bullied in school.

-“Wanna babysit Evan?”
-“No way. He’s a gross little iPad kid.”

by CLG4L0019 December 6, 2021

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Band kid

Someone who is often times a complete social outcast. Also known as Reddit lurkers Keep in mind that not all kids who participate in marching band are band kids. Band kids will often times repeat the phrase “marching band is a sport too” or “the marching band is the most important part of the football game”.
An example of a band kid action which actually happened at my high school: during the last football game the seniors stepped onto the field and their names were called off. A few kids in the marching band were saluting to the seniors. They were not asked to do this.

Band kid: Callmecarson is my waifu.
Normal person: What a band kid thing to say.

by KanyeVision2k20 January 14, 2021

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Mallcore Kids

A little bitch who enjoys packaged rebellion and dressing like a faggot. Soon to be anhillated by legions of Metal Heads, Manowar Fans, Drunken Rednecks, and Stoner Gangs.

It seems like that Manowar fan is running at those Mallcore kids with a battle axe screaming like a horny speed fiend.

by Dog of War March 19, 2005

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popular kids

High school kids who generally excel at many unimportant things; from sports, to their studies, to being douchebags. They usually have a perfect upbringing and are in relationships with the kind of girls us lesser beings could only dream of. Poverty, homelessness, and problems are just some of the things these people will never experience.

Me: Fuck man, I can't believe that popular kid is dating Natasha O., he doesn't even deserve her. He treats her like shit and cheats on her, too. I wish I was with her, I'd run my fingers through her hair and tell her how beautiful she is on a daily basis. We would even make a contractual agreement to be with one another when we reincarnate the life after this.

My friend: Yeah man, totally. What a douche. Who the fuck drives a Honda Civic and thinks it's cool? He should get a real car, like a Corvette ZR1. He could afford it anyway. All these popular kids make my head hurt with their stupidity.

by TZG_Eleven June 15, 2011

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Heartbreak Kid

Someone whose heart has been broken, who goes on to break the hearts of others.

Kris is a true heartbreak kid,with all the hearts hes broken around here.

by Heartbreak Kid July 2, 2014

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spooky kid

A term of abuse, sometimes used by goths.

Someone who aspires to be a goth, but is more concerned with being a goth on the outside than on the inside.

From Marilyn Manson's old band name, Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids.

He isn't a goth, he's a spooky kid.

by otherguy November 10, 2004

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kandi kid

Usually a rave-goer. Wearing bright plastic beadz, see Kandi. Also someone who believes TRUELY in PLUR. Usually very happy/cheery. Loves Bright colours, and people.

Those two Kandi kidz over there are really nice! Cute too!

by Hardcore_kandi_kidz May 14, 2003

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