thats what he said

refers to what a homosexual would have said when getting banged; opposite of thats what she said

Guy 1: My ass hurts

Guy 2: Thats what he said!

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Thats what she said

A funny joke to put sex in to some sentences.

Xavier: Ok lets play black ops!
Tom: I cant wait!
Xavier: Put it in already, your taking too long!
Tom: Thats what she said.

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thats what she said!

A fraise often used as a reply to someones comment. One person says something and you reply with : thats what she said!

Miranda: wats corys email address?
Sydney:cory_*******@hotmail.com
Miranda:oh! thats a hard one!haha
Sydney;thats what she said!

Dont stop guys i want to go all the way!
thats what she said!

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all thats left

A kick ass Rock / Pop / Punk band from Hollywood, FL!

The All Thats Left show was so good last night that I ejaculated in my pants!

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thats how we roll

a catchphrase for over-excited steroid junkies who are willing to do anything to proves there awesomeness. those who use this term settlt only for perfection because "they deserve it", and they keep implying that they do not have funny balls.

Brucie: Bling, check. Bodies, check. paper, check. flashing the guns, scooping the chicks, burning the rubber, pumping the sounds. V.I.P style, thats how we roll!

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thats what he said

a variation of the "thats what she said" innuendo. only used by cringy moms and kids out of the loop.

the child in this situation is asking his mother if she could eat this rather large pizza
naive child: "hey mom, could you eat this?"
mom: "thats what he said"
naive child: why did you create me

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thats what I said

Phrase added after a comment to make something completely unsexual sound sexual and usually humerus. Derived from the phrase "thats what she said" and works similar.

"once I finish up with him, I'll get started on you"
"thats what I said"

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