Bager is Danish word for baker and is also a Slovenian word for excavator.
The British part can be used as an insult since British people are NOT funny and NOT cool for example a British Bager is a NOT cool baker or a NOT cool excavator
John: "Hey did you here about that guy called British Bager?"
Tim: "Yeah, I heard he's a wanker"
*British Bager walks in the room*
John and Tim: "FUCK OFF BAGER!"
If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you
Bruh youre such a british Benjamin
An uncontrollable urge to 'get in that ass'. A common pass-time for the people of Osterley.
I was on a date at the Osterley Pub and could resist British Pashing her.
The bedroom got boring so the went down the British Pash path. A VERY memorable night!
A person of colour ( Black, Yellow, Brown etc.) who is british.
That asian is a British Khakadoo
As stated before, a good example of English Selective Britishness is the use of country names in wins/losses in sport (England won, Britain lost/Britain won, Scotland lost)... Yet it works both ways!
For example, in a recent Televised poll, many (NOT all, I'm not generalising!) Scots said they want all ties to be cut from England, to preserve Scottish heritage etc... Yet these same people expect Scottish TV presenters etc. to remain presenting English TV!?
Scotland is currently still part of Britain, hence their own ability to display traits of Selective Britishness... That's not to say England isn't guilty!
Let's keep Britain firmly in place... it means more public holidays for both countries! :D
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