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When someone tags you on a social media platform while at Church.
Why would she church tag me when I look like monster...
When you're having sex with a female and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound
Damn Sean, Kelly and I was church belling all night long
Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is
- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!
Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN
“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”
Loyal hoes that come from church
They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church
A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.
Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...
Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.
Person 1:Oh shit.
a creative way to call someone an idiot.
"Don't be such a church wafer dude."
the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!