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A man who enjoys downvoting others who post hilarious amazing things in group message conversations.
D - downvotes
A - all
V - very
I - interesting
D - discourse
Person 1 - Oh no! David downvoted me again.
Person 2 - He can't help the way he is. He is a David.
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The name David describes a huge failure. Very hairy and sweaty female that prefers goats over humans. He sits when he pees and wipes from back to front. Enjoys long walks on men only nude beaches while listening to the Backstreet Boys. Refers to his female friends as homies and his male friends as babe. Most people that know David refer to him as a slapdick or Fuck boy. If you ever see a David in his natural habitat, you should stay far away.
Hey John, I woke up this morning and my ass was in pain. This is how David must feel all the time.
Did you see that hairy guy wearing a thong,holding Steve’s hand, while listening to Backstreet Boys. That’s such a David thing to do!
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when you lock yourself in the bathroom during school
did you hear about hank, he pulled of a david.
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He is a nice lovable person, but can also be a little mean but still nice.
Hey David how are you.
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A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.
"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"
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A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths
David: hey you got a nice ass.!
Girl: uhmm i have a bf??
David: and that matters why???
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Fat and gay, can't get any girls
Wow that guy is such a David he can't even get Tatym
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