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Guido-type jacked guy who walks around with him arms extended and fists clenched like he is carrying invisible luggage. Usually found on a beach.
Just passed by three dudes carrying ghost luggage, must be getting closer to the Jersey shore.
When a BMX rider is killed on his/her bike, the bike is painted white and chained to a nearby pole.
Billy: Man, my friend just got killed by a drunk driver so we made a shrine with his bike, and painted it white.
Xavier: You mean a ghost bike? Did you put flowers near it?
When You Move A Chair With your Feet while sitting across the desk And Say There's a "Ghost chair!"
Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!
noun. A person or thing that is completely devoid of any use to society. Like a fish with a bicycle, a ghost ashtray has no benefit whatsoever, it merely takes up space and collects dust. Think about it, if a ghost could physically manipulate material objects, items like ashtrays and urinals would be completely useless to them. The term originates from a story about an evil, ambitious man who did alot of horrible deeds and killed many innocent people in a quest for more power. After he finally died, all spirits of the people he had wronged swarmed him. They squished and moulded his spirit into the shape of an ashtray permanantly.
Paris Hilton is such a ghost ashtray.
when you think you hear your friend next to you say something but it turns out they didn't
-hey dude did you just say "this is your destiny?"
-no?!?
-oh must have been a ghost voice
When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.
Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.
When you go to a party whether or not you were invited, drink all of their booze and bounce without telling anyone.
"yo man I crashed that party, straight up toast and ghosted that bitch!'