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jamaican crab go crunch

15 british/jamaican person who does boxing

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?

by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020


Jamaican Tea

Uncommon slang term for marijuana, derived from the plant cannabis sativa (usally strains grown in jamaica). The term derives from marijuana being an important part of Jamaican culture, with such pop culture icons as Bob Marley and Snoop Dogg being avid consumers of the substance.

Person 1: "What did you do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I rolled up a fat one with some o' dat Jamaican Tea mate, couldn't feel my legs after the first hit."

by Bob Marley's Fat Ganja Tips September 11, 2017


Jamaican Pie

When you get incredibly baked with a female and you have sex that is basically black out. When you nut it's with the force of a thousand suns. Also derives inspiration from the beef filled pastry commonly manufactured by Golden Krust™.

When Kevin and Kelly cuddled and hit the weed pen like 50 times it resulted in a Jamaican Pie

by vorelad September 8, 2019


jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass

I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom

by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2021


Jamaican Jackhammer

A sexual act involving 4 people. A man gets his legs held above him by two (2) people and held apart, in a "V" shape. A fourth person is then helped in between the man's legs and his balls are then used as a trampoline until he cums.

Mike: Yo, Steven. I heard that Stacey gave you the Jamaican Jackhammer last weekend
Steven: Yes mate, I've been in intensive care cos Kate and her sister held my legs open and Stacey weighs 250kg

by Steven Skibidoviç September 21, 2024


Jamaican Shower

When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.

Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.

by matt_rage May 18, 2020


Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010