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"Hey Marty, I think Maggie's beaver loaf has been around for a long time, she cut off a slice for lunch the other day."
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The act of a woman taking a shit with a man watching and beatin off at the same time. Once she drops the watery load and then man is about ready to unload his load, she gets up from the toilet or any other place she's shitting, and he does the act of "load on load" leaving his semen on her shit
aw man, that bitch had such a hairy and smelly butthole when we were doin a buttered loaf last night
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Taking a sit down, Poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.
The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."
Boss: Get those tax returns done while I'm pitching a loaf.
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The act of opening a fresh loaf of bread, flatulating inside, and resealing the bag for later discovery by friend, roommate, host of a dinner party, etc.
Dude, this sandwich tastes like crap! Did you use the Stank Loaf?
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something that is excessivly stupid, lame, or just plain cheesy.
Senor Crawford is a major cheese loaf.
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When an incredibly flamboyant homosexual, often with a baby dick, hangs a loaf of Nickle's white bread by his front door to indicate he is down to blow just about any man who presents himself. This is similar to red lights in the red light districts. When the gay sex has culminated all parties involved indulge in sammiches.
Look! That dude is hanging loaf! Let's go get our nuts gobbled by whomever lives there!
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