moose canoe

Someone who exceeds the limits of Douche Canoe

You are acting like a moose canoe.

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Moose Hanger

A unusually large, girthy sized penis.

Nick has a moose hanger!

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moose peakin'

Used to describe the way poo log looks (like a moose head that's peaking out). This usually occurs when one is in dire need to use the bathroom.

"How much longer is he going to be in the bathroom? I've got a moose peakin' here!"

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totta mooses

finnish positive answer to question. almost same as "sure" or mos def

-lähdetäänkö illalla ryyppäämään?
-totta mooses!
-let's go boozing tonight?
-sure!

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Moose Job

The act of rubbing a moose's rack, or antlers. This is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. However the "Moose Job," is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.

Yo Johnny do you see Carl anywhere? Ya he is so lucky he's getting a moose job

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Moose On The Loose

When someone smears their shit all over the stall,on the toilet, on the floors. And leaves it for the next person.

Yo I walked into the bathroom stall shit was smeared everywhere..... THERES A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE!!!?

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moose knuckles

A man's version of a camel toe.

Scott, the gymnast, tried to hide his moose knuckles.

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