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A sexual act in which the female first has her arms tied to the wall and is then gagged so she cannot speak. She then shits on the mans dick and he proceeds to fuck her. Because the squishing sound is so disgustingshe starts to flap her arms and moan, much like a penguin. hence the name, "poopy penguin"
last night i did the poopy penguin to this girl, she threw up.
i asked this girl if she wanted to do the poopy penguin and she said only if we get morgan freeman to narrate
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First, there was Club Penguin, then came Penguin Oasis. PenguinOasis.com is a completely freeCPPS (Club Penguin Private Server) that replicates Club Penguin, but contains more features such a Custom Skin Creator, Background Creator, Size, Customizable Igloo NPCs, and much more! On Penguin Oasis you can play multiplayer games, find an online relationship, customize your igloo & outfit, and have fun by meeting other penguins across the world. The server was initially birthed in 2013, and then returned several times across the years now staying for good. Spend your day at the Oasis.
Man, I really want to login to Penguin Oasis and find myself an egirlfriend!
Scenario:
Penguin 1: Let's play Find Four, I need credits!
Penguin 2: Hahah, ok whatever you say Penguin 1... I'm gonna win!
Penguin 3: Can I play?
Penguin 1: No.
Penguin2: No.
Penguin 3: Ok bye lol
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The act of masturbating.
One who beats his goose rapidly.
Someone who jacks off a lot.
Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.
Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.
Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.
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jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead
I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.
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penguins that are happy
are not sad
because if they were sad
they wouldn’t be happy,
and if they weren’t happy
they would be sad
but they aren’t sad because their happy
Those are some very happy penguins. They almost seem sad but their not cause their happy
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The heaven you go to if you are a penguin of course. It should be terrible when you die but fear not! Penguins get to live forever in this land called penguin heaven, and the most exciting thing about it, is that it is made of ice cream! So much ice cream in so many flavours it's like an ice cream version of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory! Yay ice cream!!
Ah, it's a shame i have to go... but woop woop i'm a penguin so therefore i can go to penguin heaven and eat infinity tonnes of ice cream foreverrr :D
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when a short fat teacher rages in the class room
omg ms.@#%$ is having a penguin rage11111
teacher: "get back to your work and stop talking"
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