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When someone says something cool or achieved something good, you can simply reply "Go there Susan"
Jemma: Look Jordan, its my certificate for 100m Breaststroke
Jordan: oooh go there Susan
The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.
Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan
when you piss in a pancake and serve it to your grandma on thanksgiving.
bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1
Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.
Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
“Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!
When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...
When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.
When someone asks you a very specific question and you refrain from answering or change the subject.
Best on everybody's favourite practitioner Susan Wojcicki.
Everytime I ask him anything he just keeps pulling a susan.