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1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.
2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!
When Richard makes Leah laugh and spit her breakfast all over the monitor.
"I take hormones so I can lactate and give my cat the feeling of being a kitten again."
"That made me spray waffle just now."
When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.
Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!
When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.
Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.
A type of fart that is wholesome like a Belgian waffle while also being fluffy and light like a classic Swiss wafer. Waffle wafers don’t stink, and leave you with a floating, delightful sensation.
Person A: “Hey, do you have a minute? I’m undecided but I probably want to talk to you about something related to money, personal problems, a movie scene, crypto, or some other typical, generic, copy-paste pleb topic.”
Person B: “Sorry I’m not in the mood. I just did a waffle wafer and I feel light and delightful. I don’t want to talk about things that will weigh-down my day.”
The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.
A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.