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Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.

Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.

by niks luds March 15, 2010

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boat candy

a girl whos only purpose for being on the boat is to be hot and attract attention. the girl is normally hot and petite. skimpy bikini, trucker hat, beads, tattoos, and pasties are all optional and add to the hotness, but dancing on the back of the boat and occasionally flashing the public are required

o so she is going to be our boat candy

by pen15spellspenis July 12, 2011

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Discord Boats

Literally the greatest Discord bot list.

Guy 1: Ay yo we need sum of them bots, non of that top.gg nonsense
Guy 2: Hit up Discord Boats yea fam
Guy 1: fuck yeah bro we got mee6 an shit in here now

by applebottomjeansfan6969420 February 25, 2020

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pussy boat

Motor-boating a pussy

While she was eating me out, she pussy boated me and it was amazing.

by PussyMaster12 September 23, 2013

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floater boat

When you put your face between a girls breasts and just lay there instead a motorboat in which you make a motor sound and shake your head. When you lay, there is no time maximum or minimum so you can do it for as long as you want.

Yo, my girl and I floater boated last night

Dude, I really want a floater boat

I saw this girl and she had the nicest tits I could have floater boated her right in public

by YOLO man March 5, 2014

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Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.

(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."

by Sinful Divinity April 29, 2012

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Tug Boat

a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat sex all night

Tug Boat Annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, I was sexually exhausted by sunrise

by Jake March 8, 2004

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