Boof Moof

An imaginary dog with a dick bigger than Hulks

Dude, what the hell, is that a Boof Moof

boof specimen

A used piece of toilet paper

Little Timmy just learned how to go number 2, but oops, he dropped a little boof specimen on the bathroom floor.

Hoover boof

When you stick a tooter up your pooper and vaccuum the drug into your anus. A mix between snorting and boofing.

After Johnny dealt out the lines, Janice dropped trough, grabbed a McDonald's straw, and Hoover boofed a rockstar.

Boof pack

Is referred to high quality, potent, dank marijuana.

You can only catch me on that boofy. I will not smoke anything else unless it is boof pack

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Boof

(verb) 1Stealing, taking without permission from a company or an individual. 2An expression used to show excitement.

1: Yo I just boofed mad shit from my job son.
2: BOOF!

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boof queen

Noun: 1. One who can not exist without a constant flow of drugs and/or alcohol within their rectum; as means to intoxicate themselves.

Joe: "That dude has not stopped boofing that bottle of Jack Daniels."

Cox: "That dude? Yeah he's a total boof queen."

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and i boof—

when drugs or other random objects are suddenly, and shockingly inserted into your anus

tana & shane: “and i boof—“

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