bus fucked

when you are driving and get stuck in the right lane behind a city bus while the rest of traffic flows freely in the left lane.

i got bus fucked and had to wait at the red light!!!

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City Bus

a Demeaning term given to a promiscous girl and or woman.
to be involved with a girl who is a known slut is to "get on the bus"

"shes kind of like a city bus, i mean your friends tell you "dude, DONT get on the bus, the driver is totally crazy, its dirty, theres no seatbelts or protection of any kind, you dont know who has been on that bus, theres probably other guys on that bus right now as we speak!"

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white bus

It is a bus that mentally disabled people are transported on. The white bus is commonly seen full of people driving around Glasgow. It is sometimes the object of ridicule, for example, it can be used to insult someone.

1. "Look, there's a white bus coming up the road. That's a shame."

2."Shut it, you get the white bus to school."
OR
*On seeing a white bus driving away*: "Look Josh, you missed your bus."

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bus uncle

A six-minute film showing a grumpy man scolding a fellow bus passenger in Hong Kong for interrupting his cell phone call.Bus Uncle,as the film is known,has been viewed nearly 1.7m times on the video website Youtube.com-the second most-viewed video on the site in May-spawning spoofs and new slang.The grainy film,which is apparently shot with a mobile phone on the top o'a double-decker bus, is hilarious for its absurdity and dramatic twists.The film starts with the middle-aged protagonist reacting strongly when a young man sitting behind him taps his shoulder 2 ask him 2 keep his voice down while talkin'on the phone.

Bus uncle:"I don't know you.You don't know me.Why do you do this?"the infuriated man says, punctuating the sentence by jabbing his right hand downward in the air.When the young man,who rarely talks back during the argument,expresses an unwillingness to continue the conversation, the middle-aged man explodes,"This is not resolved!This is not resolved!"-now a catchphrase in Hong Kong.He goes on to say:"I face pressure.You face pressure.Why did you provoke me?"Just when the dispute seems to have ended after the young man apologises and the two shake hands,the young man takes issue with profanity used by the middle-aged man,who then launches into another round of swearwords.Netusers've also added Chinese&English subtitles.The video has inspired numerous spoofs,including a karaoke version and a rap song using the middle-aged man's refrain:"I face pressure.You face pressure."

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bus job

A blow job received on a bus. See also wild and crazy bus sex

Britney gave Mike a bus job during the class trip to Baltimore.

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Short Bus

Most often used when describing someone as a retard. "Special" folk ride the short bus, you see.

Jonny rides the short bus.

Wow... Did you come to school on the short bus today...?

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bus down

A female who fucks all type of niggas for the hell of it.

Ole gurl in da blue is a straight up bus down, i heard she fucked ray ray, john, kevin, shon, marvin and possibly, and da fine ass niggas up in dis joint.

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