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A trendy beach goer exercise rising in popularity. Pioneered in Virginia Beach, standing sack eskimo is geared more towards tourists and vacationers seeking exercise because they do not belong to a local gym. The exercise requires the use of three people, which can include any combination of friends and strangers. One person (the person wishing to exercise) ties a rope around their waste. The other end of the rope is then tied to another person (must be a male) who is laying on the beach in the nude on his back. The third person then stands on his nutsack so that all bodyweight is centered evenly on the nutsack, hence trapping the nutsack between bodyweight and sand. The excerciser then runs down the beach, all the while scraping the nutsack down the beach, and taking the other for an eskimo ride. Standing sack eskimo also proves to be a good landmark for beachgoers to remember where there umbrella and towels are located because of the nutsack imprint trail left in the sand
if it werent for that nutsack imprint left in the sand from that standing sack eskimo, I never would've found my way back to our umbrella!!!!
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a random group of words used to describe tara by ryan for some unknown reason. The best explanation i can come up with is that his blood sugar was extremely low. We can best describe this group of words as offense to wevan and will refrain from use of it!
"you are a dirty eskimo hooker !"
"why ryan"
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a rave party on a couch with alot of grinding and kissing
"Oh man this weekend was crazy!" said justin
"Why? What happened?"
Said Nic
"Well Me and the cheerleaders had an eskimo couch party! It was insain!" said Max
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A game where you have 3 or more men go outside in negative degree weather with no pants on, then once the testicles are almost completely frozen you cut them off and see who can throw their balls the farthest.
Me and my buddies went up to Alaska last winter and played a game of Eskimo Snowball Toss
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When one rubs the tip of their nose all over the face of their significant other, usually as a joke after/whilst eskimo kissing.
I was being cute and giving her an eskimo kiss, but I ruined the moment in the name of humor when I gave her a French Eskimo Kiss
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An Eskimo chili dog is when you freeze a turd to be used later as a dildo.
She couldn't find her vibrator, but she remembered the Eskimo chili dog waiting in the freezer.
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When an Eskimo puts his special sauce in your girls buns!
That asshole Danny gave my gf an Eskimo big mac
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