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A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes
John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"
'Nine in the glove' refers to having a 9mm handgun in your car's glovebox.
"You strapped?"
"Yeah, I got that nine in the glove."
a person who wears black fingerless gloves
“look it’s emo gloves!”
Basically condoms for your hands
I need to put on some Rubber Gloves so I can do my job dissecting kittens
When you eat Cheetos or Doritoes and you get that orange powder covering your hands.
The best part of finishing a bag of cheetos, it's sucking off the cheese glove.
spaceman gloves are condoms
friend 1: asks for condoms
friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves
a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see